The Techno-Tot told me a story yesterday. At 4 1/2 he has a pretty good imagination and, well.. the blarney doesn't fall far from the tree.. so to speak. So let us take a look at the characters in the story. Then I'll try to scribble it here just like he told me.
That is a sharp tooth straight out of Land Before Time. The tot loves those movies and does a pretty impressive growl like them too. These are the good guys.
A typical cartoon zombie. I think he views zombies kinda like the game Plants vs. Zombies.. these are the bad guys.
Here we go. You know the characters and we are ready..
I got a text message from Gammie. She says the bad guy zombies are attacking her plants. I am taking my duplo gun and putting on my soldier shirt and go get them guys. I was sneaking up on those bad guys and I saw them trying to eat gammie's strawberry plant, so I shot them right in the eye(insert gun shooting sounds). There was a lot of them and gammie was scared. I was running out of ammo, so I called my friends, the sharp tooths on my cell phone.
The sharp tooths came(insert much growling) and ate the bad guy zombies up. All of them. I petted my friends, cause sharp tooths are my good guy friends. They went back home to be with their mommy. Gammie's plants took a little damaged but I put on a bandaid and they are okay now. Gammie wasn't scared anymore, so I went home.
Thats it.
So if you ever find yourself in a Zombie Apocalypse and your plants are in danger, just call in the sharp tooths, they are the good guys and eat zombies right up. Problem solved. Who you gonna call? Sharp Tooths.. thats right..
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