Back a few years ago, my better ½ wanted to take a spur of the moment Sheeple Run to one of our favorite places to go in the Mitten, Traverse City. She was talking to Gammie Sheeple and said we should make a run to the Cherry Capital. So we packed up our Sheeple teens and road tripped up the Great North Road. As we did
not plan ahead, we did not have a hotel reservation and the Cherry Capital is notorious for being booked solid during the Autumn Sheeple Migration. My better ½ said no problem, I got us two rooms at the Crestwood Motel, just a couple miles from downtown. Now I have been to C.C. many times over the years, but for the life of me, I could not remember the Crestwood. Not to worry, she says, it is on the main road into town, we can’t miss it. She further states it is a historical motel of the old Traverse City, the one we remember as Sheeple Kids. Ok sure, no problem, it’s a spur of the moment Migration, its all good.
Then as we are just leaving Acme(I never look up in Acme for fear of falling anvils, and yes that really is a town) we see the Crestwood. I just about drove past thinking this can’t be the place, but it is. So we pull in and sure enough, it is a Motel with Sheeple Cabins! Right out of the late forties, early fifties. Definitely, a historical landmark.
The look on my face must have been priceless because my better ½ says hey it will be good. So we go to check in and the folks are really nice and we are all set and we get the keys to our cabins. I can be adventurous sometimes, kinda sorta, ok maybe not as much as I like. So in we walk right back in time to the early fifties complete with stove, fridge and sink, circa 1953. The beds look fine but of the Honeymooners variety. The bathroom was so small if I changed my mind I had to open the door, but again, its all good. The television was of the tube variety with rabbit ears and an ancient cable box strapped onto the side. However on a good note, we watched a 'classic' Redwings game from the fifties with Gordie Howe playing on classic ESPN.
To top it all off it has a space heater and when we turned it on that night because it got really cold, the circuit breaker blew, much to our dismay. We did not have a phone, so we had to bang on the managers door, and he had to regret to inform us that he did not have any spare breakers and we would have to wait until the morning. That was the proverbial icing on the Sheeple Cake.
I stalked and I fumed and said nothing. Then a light bulb when on in my head and I started to laugh, a full belly laugh as everyone just stared at me, and the better 1/2 giving me the look that says if you say I told you so I am gonna hurt you with my little fist, just made me laugh harder.
It was the Long Long Trailer. I had just seen that movie about two weeks ago and laughed at Lucy and Desi and their trip from hell. This was my version of the trailer, complete with the appropriate interiors and everything. When I finally explained the whole mess, my better ½(this is why she is the better ½) laughed right along with me as everyone else looked at us like we were nuts. Maybe we are a little bent, but from then on, that Sheeple Migration was nothing but fun and filled with laughs.